Friday, 1 July 2011

D.I.Y Eyebrow Removal

EYEBROWS ARE A NECESSITY! 

Christina Yang from Greys Anatomy proved that this is true. Very few people...if any.... can "rock" the no-eyebrows look. I learned this lesson the hard way the night  I performed some accidental eyebrow D.I.Y on myself. Ling-Su had spent a night on the town....drinks were flowing....tequila, vodka, gin, apple sours, cocktails....u name it, Ling drank it that fateful night...and I paid the price. A very liquored Ling-Su arrived home at 4am stumbled up the stairs and fell into her bedroom door before proceeding to the bathroom.

Normally Ling would simply crash into bed and pass out after a big night....but not this night...oh no...! On this fateful night Ling decided that sleeping with makeup on would be a very bad idea as Lyn's skin would have to suffer the consequences of Ling-Su's poor life choices. Ling-Su smashed her way into the bathroom, grabbed the facial wash on the table and proceeded to thoroughly scrub her face to ensure that all makeup had been properly removed. She dried her face with a towel and then flopped ungracefully into bed. 

The next morning I woke up groggy, head throbbing and proceeded slowly to the bathroom to start my day. The scene that met me was quite astounding! Ling had managed to dislodge the towel rail and clear the side of the bath of its contents (which now lay strewn all over the floor). On the table next to the sink lay a bright pink bottle...lid off...contents oozing out! Why on EARTH was my Veet hair remover lying open on the table?? I soon had the answer to this question. It took no more than a simple glance in the mirror to discover the reason. An alien-like face gawked back at me! Where the hell were my effing eyebrows?!!!!!

Yes...it happened to me...I'm not proud of it. It appears the all too eager Ling-Su had accidentally 'Veeted' my eyebrows into non-existence. My skin was clear! GRAND! no worries there thanks to Ling's 'take off your makeup before bed' insight! BUT...NO EYEBROWS! do you know what it's like to walk around with no eyebrows for weeks!?! I DO!!!FML!

MORAL OF THE STORY: DO NOT APPLY BEAUTY PRODUCTS TO YOUR FACE AFTER DRINKING!!!! YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE :)

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